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Because there was Internet, I discovered Flash.
Because I discovered Flash, I wanted to make some.
Becuase I wanted to make some, I applied for a job.
Becuase I applied for a job, I got over my fear of people. (Look up anti-social disorder, you dips. There is a huge fucking difference between being anti-social and being extremely shy. You're basically saying I'm a violent ass with no respect, etc, etc. Look it up. Before I do act like a violent ass ON YO' FACE!)
(You can tell I'm so not serious/etc, I punctuated my slang-insult!)
Becuase I got a job and got over my fear of people, I made some money.
Because I made some money, I bought my own computer and Flash #/CS#. (I dunno what's what yet.)
Becuase I...this is tiring..., I made a flash.
Becuase I made a flash, I made more and became pro.
Becuase I made more and became pro, I lived a horribly materialistic and stuff-like-that-istic life.
Becuase I...you know..., I died happy.
All because of the Internet.

Of course, I'm still waiting for the call from McDonald's, ha.